I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
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He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
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Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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