I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
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So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
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fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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