sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
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she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
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i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
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