She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
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Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
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The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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