Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
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I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
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You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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