That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
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She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
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I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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