why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
Randomize