I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
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Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
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All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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