She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
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Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
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Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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