i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
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Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
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I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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