Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
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You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
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Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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