I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Did I show you my penis last night?
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Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
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If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
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