so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
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he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
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This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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