I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
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all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Sacagawea was the original milf.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
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This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
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