Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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