I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
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no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
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French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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