There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
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She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
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Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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