is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
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btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
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So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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