You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
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EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
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It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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