I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
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Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
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I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
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