on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
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When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
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Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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