Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
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Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
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Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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