We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
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I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
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Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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