You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
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Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
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What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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