good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
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You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
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Send help, water and tortillas.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
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