i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
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It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
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Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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