Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
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You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
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When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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