i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up backwards on a recliner
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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