Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
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It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
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So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
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