I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
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ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
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Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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