Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
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just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
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Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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