Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
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this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
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I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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