my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
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get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
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My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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