he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
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I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
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Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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