I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
oh god the rape fog is back!
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
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New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
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I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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