Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
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I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
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So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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