New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
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I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
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Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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