Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
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oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
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Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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