No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
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I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
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Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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