It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
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we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
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Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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