The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
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This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Houston, we have a squirter
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
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Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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