Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
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my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
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I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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