When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
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i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
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she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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