Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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