oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
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Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
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i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
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