is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
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I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
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Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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