Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
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We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
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just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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