she was so not down for the gang bang
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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