I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
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is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
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Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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