i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
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