You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
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I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
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I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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